In a world where life is brown corduroy pants, even in summer- making the transition to teenage appropriate attire is kind of tough. Rewind: I spent my elementary school life in a place where the average July and August high temperature is 75 degrees (Fahrenheit)… Shorts? Not needed. A hot day in May meant a short sleeve shirt was put into the rotation. Coming back to hot and humid New Jersey for middle school meant many changes… however not to my wardrobe. Long sleeve shirts, corduroys- even as the 70s became the 80s (decades, not temperature) were still the outfit of choice.
Being a guy, I didn't really notice clothes. I put them on, did my thing, took them off and went to bed. Although I was not in the least bit aware of fashion, I was aware that I was getting hotter and sweatier. It was time for a change. Not just a change of clothes- but a change in clothes. So I opened my eyes to see what others were wearing- and I discovered: The Concert Shirt.
The Concert Shirt. Usually a long sleeve (or 3/4 length) T-shirt emblazoned with a band name and image from an album on the front. If it was purchased at the concert, it usually had the tour dates in the back. For the most part, kids my age only wore them for the Rock Bands: Pink Floyd, Led Zep, Kiss, maybe Foreigner. A few daring girls would sport Neil Diamond or Barry Manilow shirts- I can't imagine they did that to attract guys, though. So I decided- I needed a concert shirt to be more, I don't know... more typical?
Three problems... First, most of my favorite bands were more pop, with rock elements- Chicago, Alan Parsons Project, Electric Light Orchestra. Second, like most boys my age- my Mom bought my clothes, saving me the effort of going clothes shopping. Third, and most problematic- I didn't go to concerts- I spent my money on records, comics, and maybe baseball cards (more likely Dungeons and Dragons, but I don't want to admit that at this time). Heck, even if I wanted to go to concerts, I didn't have a license- and to top it all off, The Alan Parsons Project was a studio Band that never toured!!!
So- what to do? In the early 80s a brand new mall opened up near where I live, The Burlington Center. Besides having an honest to goodness comic book store, and two (!) record stores, it also had a store (think of a prototype Hot Topic) that sold concert shirts. Well- let's just say the fake concert shirt that had an album cover on the front. Either way- better than a wide collar white shirt with brown stripes button down shirt.
So- What to choose? Do I go with the classics (already mentioned above)? Do I pick the darling of the art rock world (Yes)? Do I go with Rush- who I personally didn't like but every other 14-17 year old in my social sphere idolized? Nope. picked Asia. The perfect compromise. With members from Yes, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Uriah Heep, Roxy Music, and the Buggles there is no way I could have picked a less offensive, or made less of statement with that choice.
So- after buying the shirt, I became a huge Asia fan. Never did see them in concert. Actually, I don't think I wore the shirt that often- I discovered short sleeve shirts and shorts and never looked back- except...
By the time I hit college- Concert shirts had became so mainstream, they morphed into regular T-shirts, and remembering that primal urge to have one, I would buy a shirt for every show I went to: From The Bee Gees to The Hooters, from Huey Lewis to Bruce Hornsby... I still have them somewhere- a whole storage tub full of concert T-Shirts... I wonder if they will match with a pair of brown corduroys?